My first goal in my beer league came when a goalie stopped me on a breakaway and I collected the puck behind the goal and banked it in off of him. Felt like a goddamn magician. I have no further point.

Here’s some from my office carving party:

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

“If you want to help contribute to his hospital bills”

+1 Threaux up.

Well, might as well leave this here:

USA Track and Field has released their new slogan.

Watching it at work last night with a full bar here in Boston. When Miller came in everyone started talking about how much they miss Francona.

3 mustangs and 2000 bystanders? May the odds be ever in your favor!

The Archer version,,,

That was fantastic.

Cut Joyce a break. This is, like, his first mistake out there.

because it was a stick-up!!!!

Ummmmm, what the fuck kind of seats are those? You may as well sit in the parking lot.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

Baseball Handbook Rule 34.E:

Wait. But he is!

With the Ak Bars hosting, I think the goalie should've known it was a trap.

Nope, no way to make birds racist.