@PaintTheSkyGrey: Hahaha! My thoughts exactly! But if you click through to the original photo, you can clearly see she's not, uh, accomplishing anything.

You should note that parbaked means partially baked and you have to finish baking it at home.

@goodywitch: Are you sure it's just not a dull knife? :-P

@Curare: If he has an administrative assistant, you could ask him to have that person do it. Or if he doesn't, you could ask him to hire one.

I need a bathroom scale. Any recommendations for something simple and very accurate?

"There should be no more visible scratches on the CD, making it—hopefully—readable."

@sygyzy: one...billion people?

@agies: I figured as much, but I just wonder how many people actually do that.

I don't use a meat thermometer, so I always wondered how you prevent meat contamination. Say you check and the meat isn't ready yet, then you check it again and it's ready and you take it off the grill. Didn't you just recontaminate the meat with the thermometer?

How do I get the fancy new Google in the screenshot above? It shows up in IE for me but not Firefox.

And if you really want to nerd up your brewing experience, and have a better brew as a result, check out [paul.404.org] NetBSD Beer Fridge FTW!

I'm thinking about getting some retro looking shoes like [www.zappos.com] or [www.zappos.com]

@Bonhomme7h: *drools*

@HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H.: Maple syrup in oatmeal is amazing. It's like eating a big bowl of pankcakes.

I discovered that mixing pure maple syrup with natural peanut butter makes an awesome snack all by itself. It's a bit high calorie (compounded by the fact that it's easy to eat a ton of it), but man is it good.

@kernel panic: I don't have any real property or dependents either. Sounds like you need an accountant.

I updated the drivers for my Synaptics touchpad and it came with two-finger scrolling and a few other new features. I didn't even need to install Scrybe.

@Maave: And where does one get a Nerf case?

@coffinmouth: Brilliant!

While we're on the topic, can anyone recommend a sunscreen that won't make my body hair look like a greasy mess?