Why would you spend $2,000 for the right to go to Florida? I am going to start a Kickstarter fund to stop him from going.

It’s Florida, where nothing works rightly.

Or when he killed all the guys with his long vines stuck through their chests by banging them back and forth against the walls and then turning around and smiling at the team.

That’s the most depressingly accurate thing I’ve heard in at least a week.

America is going to be great again. The Great Smog, the Great Depression, the Great War... They’re all coming back. It’ll be great.

Came here to post this. This is the obvious and only choice.

Jetsons is the only answer. For those who won’t click a link...

Everyone knows during a natural disaster that the steaks are high.

You might say they’re....

Hey, they’re upholding journalistic standards. Question in the title? Answer is no.

Spanks for the clickbait. It worked. =/

It’s to soak up all of the bullshit.

I think the last thing Teddy Ruxpin needs is more knowledge and power.

Time to dig out those old Teddy Ruxpins, guys!

This is the only reason to have both of these things.

absolutely, these shit diggers never know when to give up. This place is like watching teenagers run an amusement park.

We can only hope so!

Is this a back-handed way of getting that story back up?

I am glad that you were able to take this opportunity to fortify your masculinity.