I am running out of fucks to give today.

I started it expecting not to carrot all but it had me hoofing along in knoll time!

Eh, the song had a pretty good bleat to it.

What are you talking about? This has goat to be the best video so far today.

I kid you not..........that was pretty baaad.

thank you for this we all know women still aren’t allowed to look up things like definitions

That was written by a man.

*highlights (b)

As a black woman I have to get this off my chest. If I see one more black man say this shit was brought up because of Birth of a Nation I am going to scream! I have known about this for at least 3 or 4 years you didn’t want to know don’t start with the conspiracy theories.

Now do young Mike Pence.

Any time you can use a Life of Brian reference, you should.

And guns! At least give the GOPers something to masturbate to.

shup and sit down, it was all done by God.

Yeah! Fuck Science!

I think if Third Eye Blind combined with Eagle-Eye Cherry, they’d fix that third eye problem right up.

Third eye open, well done.

His expression is one of such, ahem, otter delight.

Upper Class Twit of the Year, for sure.