-White Thanksgiving

I knew the mustache would be there.

“To Mr. Munno, my principal, there’s a whole lot of things I’ve wanted to say to you for a long time. ...suck mah ballz ya bitch ass muvafuckin birdshit ham faced salty cracka. Peaceout!” - First draft of the valedictorian speech I proposed to Jaisaan but he rejected because he’s a better person than me.

I’m not going to ask what will happen to the principal who acts like a spoiled brat and denied a kid is rightful place as valedictorian (in the town where Frederick Douglass because the odds are in his spoiled ass favor that all he will get is some stern looks from his peers who will be more bothered that this went…

Joseph Munno aka Captain Color Me Surprised

What’s especially weird about they way they watered down this particular adaptation is that if they just wanted to create a crime procedural about the Devil teaming up with a cop to fight crime, they could have done that without tying it to an existing comic book series. It’s not like Lucifer as a character belongs to…

He can fuck me straight to hell....

He is actually great in this role. It’s a shame they steered so far away from its source material in order to force another GD procedural down our throats.