If that’s the case, then the next step would be the paralyzing indecision of what tattoo to get! Maybe one day, I’ll get one, but thank you for the advice, genuinely.

I’ve always been jealous of people who are confident enough to get tattoos. But, to paraphrase a friend of mine, I’ve never liked my body so much that I think I should start decorating it. I wish I did, but I don’t, but I’m always happy to see whenever a friend gets a new tattoo or a new piercing! That’s always…

Yes, a thousand times, yes! I love the silly dances and emotes that your drivers do before and after a race and that you see whenever they get out of the car for landmarks. I love that I get to dress them up in silly costumes or change their clothes to go with the current season. I love matching my driver’s outfit…

I thought the character models were cute. And I loved the game’s Pokemon-esque mood. You know how in Pokemon, everyone is just fucking sold on Pokemon and love Pokemon, aside from the bad guys (and even they use Pokemon)? In Forza Horizon, it’s just like that, except with cars. Everyone in Forza Horizon loves cars.…

This is heart-wrenching news. Robert Altman wasn’t just a publisher’s CEO, he was quite involved with the developers under the ZeniMax umbrella, especially for Bethesda Game Studios. It was under his stewardship that we got Morrowind, the Fallout acquisition, and the Microsoft deal. And his wife would often do voices…

Train levels are usually the best levels in a game, while sewer levels are usually the worst. More trains, fewer sewers, please.

Yup, Demon’s Souls is the easiest Souls game by far, probably because it’s the very first Souls game. But back in the day, it was the pinnacle of difficulty. Nobody had ever played a Souls game before so no one knew how to play a Souls game yet.

The Italian Renaissance era ghettos were particularly interesting. In those days, many Jews were merchants and bankers, and the Italian merchant republics depended on their Jewish population in order for their commercial enterprises to thrive. Generally, merchants were very powerful. But not, as you might suspect,…

For better or for worse, Cyberpunk 2077 is going to dominate any discussion of gaming for the next few weeks or months, exacerbated by the fact that you can play it now without dropping $500 on a new console that isn’t even in stock 99% of the time. So, with the combination of hype, marketing, general availability,…

The high that I get from playing “Front Mission 3" is something I’ve been chasing since 2002. I hope this can help me reach it again.

It’s said you’re not a true (upper middle class) New Yorker until you’ve bought your first pair of Timberlands.

I’m not about to argue with anyone about being Black seeing as I myself am not, but as someone who has lived in NYC my whole life branding is everything in this city. Whether you’re a white girl in the Upper West Side with a fancy new Louis-Vuitton or a queer guy hobnobbing in a Sephora on Fifth Avenue or, yes, a…

There is no PvP multiplayer in Halo 3: ODST. The only multiplayer it has is PvE campaign and Firefight, Halo’s version of Horde Mode.

I just want PSone Classics to come back in some way, shape, or form. At this point, I wouldn’t even mind rebuying all the stuff I bought back in the day. I just want to play Dino Crisis without exhuming my PS3!

Thankfully, this is one area where my chronic procrastination actually helps me. By the time I get around to it, usually the second version of the console is set to come out and I can just snatch that one.

I’ll be honest, I was always bugged that 23-year-old Peter Parker didn’t look like a 23-year-old. He looked like he was in his late 20s which, cool, but then why make him so explicitly 23, ya know? At least this one looks age appropriate, even if it’s super jarring that they’ve essentially recast the face model.

As usual, Stephen is right. The correct answer is Xbox Series S. Flat surfaces, man. It’s the only console that has them on all sides.

Well, there are vampires in this game, so the chances of sucking in this game was always pretty high.

Luke, you missed an amazing opportunity to headline this article “The New Total War Is Not A Total Mess.”

Keeping in mind that arachnophobia is one of the most common phobias out there, I do have to admit that I find myself saddened every time I see people speak out against spiders. I love spiders. Spiders are amazing. Most species of spider aren’t actually harmful to humans. In fact, they’re generally quite helpful…