This is why I still come to this website

Oh bullshit. He completed the process.

Coroner has ruled his death incomplete, siting the individual did not have two feet on the ground

Phrasing...

I came for the child rape jokes. +1

Not surprised to see Penn State have its way with a young OSU team.

“How long before babies are created and grown on request completely in the lab?”

But is he taking the skinheads bowling?

Yep. All of this.

The real problem is why, exactly, is the NFL handing out suspensions for off field criminal activity in the first place, as if they are some stand in judge and jury for when a case slips through the cracks legal system? The problem is that it establishes the totally ludicrous scenario where the NFL and the public have…

Goodell met with a team of personal image specialists and the consensus agreement was that he needed to project a more condescending attitude.

Holy shit. Rog; Shut. The. Fuck. Up.