Show the court on the teddy bear where Jalopnik hurt you.

It will probably be a good car, but the design feels phoned-in. It looks like everything else they make...boring. There doesn’t seem to be anything special about the design that, to me, makes it worthy of the Integra name. It’s like when GM just slapped a Pontiac badge on a Monaro and called it a GTO. Sure it was a…

Yes. Fuel mileage has nothing to do with particulates or noxious gas emissions. 

Bye

The author of this “comment” sounds like he had his balls stolen by a girl in a Prius. This read screams “I am a beta Male, hear my big truck!” Why the personal attacks instead of a poignant comment? Just makes you look like a douche, not me. 

LOL, wut?

Rolling coal is dumb, obnoxious and hazardous in many many ways. I’m glad they got fined. I don’t understand why the “thin blue line” decal mention was necessary. You could’ve just said MAGA sticker or confederate flag sticker. The picture you’re painting would’ve come through just as well without revealing your bias…

You don’t find it the least bit ironic that they “RESPECT THE LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS” but don’t respect the laws they are sworn to uphold?

Yup owned a 1st gen Crosstrek for 3 years - wasn’t fast but was perfectly adequate for what it was. Now own a 2016 Outback with the 2.5 which certainly is a much stronger engine, and the car is faster than the old one. This powertrain in the Crosstrek will be perfect. 

I agree completely. People on Jalopnik are always wanting for 500hp cars but the market is just not there. I know people who feel their 140hp Elantras are plenty fast for them. The 2.5l engine will be entirely adequate in the Crosstrek.

Hold on... They used to offer the twin turbo 4.0 V8 in the regular A8L. When did they stop?

At first,I looked at the roofline/color and was like...

It’s actually very highly rated.

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

Seeing that click-bait ass thumbnail was enough for me to skip over the whole thing. 

On the other hand, he owns a known high-maintenance BMW, so he can’t be all THAT smart can he?

Not to mention the fact that he’s an ex-Mercedes dealer tech. So while he’s not specifically a BMW expert, he’s a hell of a lot more knowledgeable, and better equipped with tools/lifts/etc. than pretty much any average Joe Shadetree. 

“Despite having no experience working on BMWs”

That's a very long-winded response, that basically just repeats the same few BS "excuses" over and over. The guy lost control of his car, he was trying to show off, and he obviously doesn't know his car as well as he thinks he does. It was a dumb move, we don't need a essay on why.

Yeeeeeah,