You can buy them by the bale at Costco.

Right? Christ, I don’t even have a beach towel, I just use a regular bath towel. Which, by the way, also don’t match because they wear out or get destroyed at different rates?

I want to know who the hell has matching beach towels. This is America, where we buy beach towels at Wal-Mart as an afterthought when we’re picking up ice for the cooler on our way down to the beach.

She could try to sell that as a feature. The towel charm functions as a branding iron which, on the day some skank tries to make off with your towel, you can display with a flourish to the crowds that gather to watch your ensuing confrontation and PROVE that you belong with that towel. They’ll all nod and and mutter…

I think it’s more likely that she bought a bunch of beach/seaside themed wine tokens and put them in a new package.

No, that second one is a clit ring.

Why would you purposely puncture a towel to put a metal charm on it? It just seems like it would cause a hole and ruin the towel really quickly, plus any time the towel is outside that little piece of metal is going to get really hot really quickly. I do not fancy a minuscule baseball glove being seared into my skin…

I refuse to believe that anyone actually buys this shit. I can’t accept a reality in which people affix pewter charms to their towels.

Dry yourself off, draw blood.

If you didn’t think your vote counted, then why the fuck did this woman have to die because of it?

My Australian friends were right - they ARE pommy idiots...

Rest in peace, Jo Cox (fmr. member British Parliament)

This is what happens when the dog finally catches the car, “WTF did I do?”

Well, there’s also the fact that the pro-Brexit crew actively lied to them, putting commercials on television that said the money paid into the EU was going to go to the NHS, which the leadership walked back with a QUICKNESS last night.

My British stepfather who lives outside Britain did not get to vote and is horrified that his eu citizenship will likely be taken from him because of these idiots. Horrified. I’ve rarely known him to curse but let me tell you he had some strong words for those wankers.

They interviewed a young woman on ITV who said that she was disappointed in the results—-even though SHE’D VOTED TO LEAVE —-but once she got home that day, she thought better of it and she would have voted to stay.

Maybe if you’re mulling over the idea of breaking decades-long covenants and treaties because a percentage of your population is ill-informed and/or racist, don’t put it up to a straight 50-50 vote.

Depends who votes and where. In most states, the winner was decided years ago. For instance, I live in Washington. We are a Blue state, and no matter how many protest votes we cast, we will remain a blue state. Our votes don’t actually matter. So yeah, if you live in a swing state, vote with care, but those of us in…

not deciding to hold a referendum so you can win an election when its completely unnecessary.

When we started to enforce Prohibition, there were people who supported Prohibition that were shocked and surprised to learn that beer and wine were illegal in addition to hard liquor.

AND THIS IS WHY COMPLEX POLITICAL DECISIONS SHOULD NOT BE LEFT TO THE VASTLY UNINFORMED AND MISINFORMED PUBLIC. gahhhhhhhhhhh!

I will never ever ever understand why they went to a straight-up vote for this. Allowing every common ass citizen to vote on something that frankly most people have no understanding of in terms of the financial ramifications, I mean...holy fuck what were they thinking?