Do the plane, but don’t buy outright. Get a fractional on a GA prop, join a coop (if one is near you), or put the cash in a “plane rental” slush fund. Planes are great, but they are terrible investments and generally a good way to turn a large pile of money into a small pile of money at great velocity.

It’s a good thing this happened in the canal - otherwise, I don’t think a tow boat would have been able to find it!

It’s called mount stupid.

“tasteful mods”

“In space no one can hear you rebadge.”

Maybe it’s the successor to Spoiled Rotten I?

Huh?

I’d rather take the terrestrial 2054 for a Cruise myself.

It could be worse, they could put the Prius rear end on it too.

Why should a shitty pun get COTD?

Autoweek also reports that the car had somehow not had its the parking brake set.

It’s OK, I’ve heard that if you pack it full of rice for a few days it’ll be alright.

Several bystanders tried to stop the car when they noticed it rolling down the hill toward the pond

As investments go, this guy was underwater...

Hooray for thermal runaway!

Elon, repeat after me: “This was a tragic event. We take every design measure possible to minimize danger to passengers, bystanders, and first responders in the event of a collision. Unfortunately no vehicle can be made 100% safe, although that will forever be our goal.”

I’d still rather have a small or medium-sized truck without a huge cabin, that weighs in at about 3300 lbs, and uses all this new tech to eke out 28-30 mpg average (no, not diesel). Sure, it’s a pipe dream, but I don’t want nor need something the size of a tow truck and has the towing capacity to tow a semi.

up next, on craigslist:

Need to hide a blood stain? Don’t wash it out, cover the clothes in used motor oil! It may not fool the crime-sniffing dogs, but it will really mess with the Luminol tests!

dear god man you have gone off the deep end