I may be in the severe minority here but I need a review with a 1090 spoilers and blow by blow plot lines because I am NEVER going to see this movie. I screamed during the trailer, damn near had a heart attack. Help a sista out please.

When Michael hit the floor, tears shot out of my eyes like water cannons.

I actually thought that the tone deafness made the Angie situation even funnier. Phil likes Black women and is very strange about it, so much so that the Black woman has to tell him she doesn't appreciated being fetishized. It rang oddly true for me— I just had the very same conversation while on a date last week.

You're right, you're right. I'm hypervigilant anticipating J&J related drama.

I know that's right. I'm extra sensitive— this show was rumored to possibly be a problem and I'm just waiting for some J&J mess to pop off. "Our Kind of People" made me extra vigilant.

Puhleeeeeeeze don't go blaming that mess on Jack and Jill. Don't do that. Nope. I rebuke that. Sincerely, Extra Brown Girl with Natural Hair Raised in Jack & Jill.

HEY! Stop talking about my relatives! We actually have a Facebook group dedicated to staying woke, errrrr… I mean, connected to each other. I'm -15 so I just tend to pop in and say wassup if somebody has a baby or dies.

Did you perchance date my ex? Gemini men. Ugh. I just shuddered thinking about him.

I came here to write this same damn thing. Indisputable.

#9. I died, came back to life and died again.

Stop it! That's what I was telling my delightful caucasian coworker when he IM'ed me for my official Black opinion. Man running around looking like T.I.'s cousin!

What if I smugly confirmed, per this list, that I'm not THAT bougie but then liked my mother's post on Facebook, a photo that she'd taken with her selfie stick at her Links chapter retreat?

I loved The Intouchables and adore Omar Sy. Sure it was feel-good, but it was well-directed and well-acted and entirely watchable despite the fact that I had to read the whole thing. I was introduced to the movie by my Francophonic African ex— we both felt it was a damn pleasure to watch.