I took my kids to Disneyland/World at least 3x prior to her 3rd birthday and the reason we do it is because they fucking love it. They may not remember it (though in my case my daughter does) but to see their faces ecstatic to be able to hug the ‘real’ Pooh Bear etc. makes it worth it. It’d be hard to justify doing…

Still not the dumbest shit seen written on a red hat.

Me personally no I would definitely not count those as assists.

Goldie Hawn has been getting papped a lot lately and I’m starting to wonder if she’s the one making the calls.

I’m confused. All I get out of this story is that he’s a chauvinistic jerk-off like we already knew, but she’s also opportunistic because she had consensual sex with him multiple times, knowing he was newly married. In other words, it’s a non-story about two shitty people.

if by “we” you mean, you & the turd in your pocket, then “we” all agree.

I didn’t know there were milk truthers.

You probably can’t.

No, it does not give a free pass. I do struggle with a hand on the ass as “sexual assault”. Not to lesson the distress but to distinguish between unwanted and uninvited touch (wrong) and attack (also wrong.)

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

sitting at my desk (as the father of a teenage daughter who’s been actively involved in sports since she was 4 years old) thinking about all of ways i would torture these miserable excuses for human beings. this fucker needs to hang by his balls from the uneven bars. 

Uh, not quite:

He was trying to cover for the police chase. If he could prove the burned guy was at fault it might save the police and city a chunk of change in a lawsuit.

Sorry but this story is shit-stirring and mean.

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

This is what I have found works for me:

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

What kind of response does dressing up your cock for the pictures get. Say adding a tiny top hat, monocle, or drawing a face on it.

Completely accurate. And if the lights are on, I can go full-Salvador Dali and count the wrinkles.