Take them to school, dipshit.

I think I can help clarify some of their claims, yes.

oh man cant wait til xmas!

I know she does crossfit. Because, like every other person who does crossfit, she feels a need to tell people that she does crossfit.

A team of medical students were inside dissecting a corpse; spying the children, a student named John Hicks took the body’s arm and waved it out the window at the boy, telling them that it belonged to his deceased mother.

If someone says “identity system” instead of “business cards and stuff” I immediately triple my price.

Your profession makes you name ^3 times better.

I’m with you on all of these except the bonefolder. as a book-making enthusiast, I will vouch for the bonefolder. makes a HUGE difference especially when working with cardstock. and if you’re folding a shit ton of paper (like name cards + programs for 100 people) also, they’re like $2 at michaels.

Why manufacturers STILL refuse to spend the extra $0.05 to make ALL the windows automatic up/down is beyond me

Skip Disney, go to Gatorland. My family still talks about how fun that place is, and we’ve all needed to get new pages sewn into our passports.

Musee D’Orsay is a short walk away. Incredibly beautiful and less insane. At least when I was there.

Somehow the most horrifying thing here is that a 30 year old man told his mother to go to the store to get him a sandwich and a soda - AND SHE DID IT.

Fuck. Fuck Fuck fuck. So we have non-violent drug offenders serving 25 years in prison but child molesters, child rapists, and those who facilitate the abuse and sexual exploitation of children get a slap on the wrist and told to behave from now. Seriously! We cry about ISIS and ebola which kill so few Americans it’s…

Oh, piss off, Killer of Joy. You go to a refugee camp in a wedding dress and feed 4000 people, you’re gonna make the evening news.

I know a few Mormon families. Most of them are not more than 5 kids max, and believe it or not many Mormon women work,part time at the least. There is a lot of bulk buying at Costco, ride sharing, couponing up the wazoo and taking advantage of family day at museums and rec centers. In this they are no different than…

Can we send them bootstraps?

Is it an unpopular opinion to suggest that actual cheese lovers have nothing to worry about?

If some guy ever tried to straddle over me to get to his seat in an airplane I’d junk punch him so hard his future children would feel pain. That’s crazy! !!!

Count me in the “just buy the damn minivan already” crowd. What, your ego is too delicate to be seen in a minivan? Shut the fuck up, you’re a parent now, you’ve got bigger concerns than what your coworkers think of your vehicular identity. Get a second car if you want something fun. Miatas are cheaper than therapy.

To that point, my wife and I were using http://www.doyogawithme.com/ for a while, which is a site that is entirely free video yoga classes with all levels and intervals from beginners 30 minute classes for runners (I used those quite a bit) to 90 minute hard ass yogi (which terrified me).
With that, all you need is a…