Is it an unpopular opinion to suggest that actual cheese lovers have nothing to worry about?

If some guy ever tried to straddle over me to get to his seat in an airplane I’d junk punch him so hard his future children would feel pain. That’s crazy! !!!

Count me in the “just buy the damn minivan already” crowd. What, your ego is too delicate to be seen in a minivan? Shut the fuck up, you’re a parent now, you’ve got bigger concerns than what your coworkers think of your vehicular identity. Get a second car if you want something fun. Miatas are cheaper than therapy.

Incredibly and happily, nobody was hurt, though the condition of the gas-filling man’s underpants, Joel Moran, is not known. Underpants experts fear the worst.

Also Star Trek> Star Wars

So was the car nice price or crack pipe?

Don't humblebrag, it's unseemly.

My Child My Choice!

I need to go steal my dolls back from my nieces and recreate Bitch Better Have My Money ASAP.

Cut to our food being delivered 10 minutes later...every single item is totally correct, true to what we ordered. To this day, we have no idea how.

MORE LIKE FAWLTY TOWERS AMIRITE

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

Shut your stupid fucking mouth, you trust fund, nepotistic, born into privilege, entitled, condescending, disingenous, pretending to be Mexican, piece of shit.

... No ... You make the turn you are in the lane for and THEN correct your goof. You don’t screw up and then create a dangerous road situation because you THINK (in your panicked two seconds) that doing the wrong thing is safe.

Ooh, thanks! I’ve done that to fray the shorter ends, but I love idea of spending less time dulling my sewing scissors on huge, used coffee sacks. :-)

On a similar note.

Dude. NJ Turnpike has the best left lane understanding of any highway I’ve ever driven on. The worst is, by far, out in California.

To that point, my wife and I were using http://www.doyogawithme.com/ for a while, which is a site that is entirely free video yoga classes with all levels and intervals from beginners 30 minute classes for runners (I used those quite a bit) to 90 minute hard ass yogi (which terrified me).
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