This was kind of my take - a little stretch of the legs and rest for the eyes.

When my nephew complains that he’s bored I offer up writing sentences to practice his penmanship.  He seems to be able to un-bored himself pretty quickly.

SEDONA!!!

I was gonna say, that’s like the stuff you don’t think about until it’s midnight and there’s barf and oh my gosh YOU NEED IT NOW.

Class A gift.

Yes!  If I knew when I was getting married I would say it.

I seem to have better luck when I put the lemon in mine upside down (so cut side down) and then tip the contraption so the juice more comes out of the side than the drain holes at the bottom.

I’m an organ donor! If, for some reason, I go too early and my parts are still good I hope they use me for as many people as possible.

*I* would be totally fine, but my SIL would freak at X getting literally anything.  Which will then make her regret giving me guardianship.  If my SIL had custody during this she'd simply disappear.  It's gonna be a whole mess of suck.

Do we have any family law attorneys in the house? Hi, it’s me the one raising her nephew (sure y’all are tired of me). I have what is hopefully an easy question.

All over the news here - I know people in Poway :(

How...how do you even dance to this song? All I can picture is some awkward shuffly stampy sort of dance.

(I have to admit this is the first time I’m hearing this song)

A fair chunk of the “tired” that comes from kids is the mental exhaustion. My little nephew lives with me and he’s a pro at sleeping through the night (AND letting me sleep in on weekends!) but I’m exhausted at the end of the day because there’s always something that needs to be done. He needs to be fed, he needs to…

Slightly off topic, but does anyone have any ideas for getting a six year old eat to eat their food at a normal speed? Meals take forever because everything is chewed endlessly and he stares off into space and forgets that he’s supposed to be eating. No TV or other distractions going on either.

In all fairness, my favorite concert memory was when the sound kept fucking up. It makes for a lot of fun and a funny story.

(I feel like I need to put a disclaimer that this is not my video, lol - I’m the type that keeps my phone in my bag during concerts)

Yes, women’s sizes are obnoxious. Fortunately I was able to help my sibling navigate sizing based on my size and extensive experience in that bullshit. Only my sibling is 10" taller than me hahaha.

We are in California, so LGBTQ+ resources abound :)  I’ve been suggesting to my mom that she go to therapy too.  I’ll suggest a support group as well.

Thank you <3

We’ve tried getting them to do online stuff - the problem is all of the anxiety gets in the way and it’s a bunch of “What if it looks terrible? What if they figure it out? What if Dad finds the shipping box and freaks?” crap. We’ll keep working on it though, and I’ve sort of figured out their “transition” style so…

Hey Jezzies, can I just offgas and throw a pity party for a second? I don’t have any specific questions but if you see a place to offer a suggestion feel free. I am so stressed out and I just want to hide.

It seems that a majority of the companies in my business park have the day off.  Which meant I actually got to park in front of my own office for a change, which is nice.