My local family-run grocery/hippie food purveyor plays almost exclusively classic rock and it is so freaking awesome. You’ll walk in and Immigrant Song is blasting.

I can attest to this. My mom is a borderline hoarder and while I’m not perfect at keeping my house clean I am stressed the hell out until it is.

Because I don’t like strange dogs near my food.

grabbing an unfamiliar dog

This is where Californians just bring the damn dog inside (to the grocery store, the hardware store, fabric store, etc.). I freaking love dogs to pieces but they do not belong on every last errand (except for service animals of course- their people need them).

Me too! And if you see a short ginger in a bright blue shirt and black and white zigzag sunglasses...that’s me.

It was The Grand Tour :) They filmed the grand opening sequence and it should be pretty fun on November 18!

What made me happy this week was an email yesterday telling me I’d won a ticket to a segment taping of a new show (like, big deal show among car people) and to get my ass there today by 9:30am. I’m hot, sweaty, had to use a porta potty, but damn, I was a part of something big!

St. Bernard here! Love it!

Totally normal for someone aged 4 or 6 to be taking a crap during dinner in the bathroom off the kitchen here.

Damn - I’ve refused to acknowledge that the tooth fairy is “real” to my friend’s kid but now I might have to buck up.

I read mustache too, probably because yesterday I lectured my male coworkers (basically 90% of the company) about how their No Shave Novembers make them look creepy af.

There’s a Lowe’s less than two minutes from my house but I still drive the ten to Home Depot. Lowe’s has got to consistently have the worst (nonexistent?) customer service among major retailers.

If you have nifty friends you can borrow their truck for a plate of cookies (or beers, if that’s your thing).

I’m a moderate and I have no ducking clue who to vote for. There’s an oh hell no on Trump for sure, but I dunno...nobody else sits well with me. It’s gonna be interesting for me in a few weeks.

Unless I’m in the shower and they’re icky no, shower is good enough. But I absolutely cannot cannot cannot put my feet into shoes or bed without wiping them down with a baby wipe first.

(I have pets so my floors aren’t exactly clean and shiny 24/7, and I’m a lover of flip flops so my feet get dirty)

Lol, a friend (female) snuck up on me at a restaurant recently and did the same. Despite having earned a black belt I’m surprised I didn’t hurt her. But the people around did chuckle when I reflexively said “I better know you or you’re going to get smacked” before I turned around.

I’m a graphic designer and also sell some designed stuff on Etsy. I’ve totally had my work ripped off too and it sucks.

I’m going to start singing this every time I’m asked to plagiarize content at work.

My immediate thought.