I ask that question about my little brother all the time. He and my mom are so codependent on each other it’s frightening.

I wish I could afford a 2.5 bedroom!

(still refuse to consider living with parents though)

The best senior prank I saw while in high school was the auto shop car buried in the quad, except the rascals hit a water main while digging that hole.

But a quad full of doggies? Hell to the eff yeah. They’re the best.

I’m keeping it real with Futurama atm

Good luck with your surgery and hope you recover quickly! I’ve had two and fortunately they weren’t too bad (but I had easy ones).

Ikr? That’s kind of what I told them. “Women have to fear assault so much that they can’t just say NO."

I think I blew out my speakers with Push It. Damn that album was my community college identity.

Yes! Because when your judgy mom asked you what you were listening to you could say “Garbage” and she’d take it as a sarcastic jab at her opinion of your music :)

I actually lost interest with Beautiful Garbage :( Glad some of that Version 2.0 fun seems to be back.

Garbage opened at my first concert. In 1998 and I was 14. Oh my gosh.

ROFL do you slip that into general conversation as a safe word or do you just use it as a statement?

Same. My dog’s on a huge mess of meds right now, but fortunately they’re confirming that she’s got some sort of allergy. Just need to get her to a healthy baseline so we can do an allergy test.

If she weren’t so damn cute...

If you think getting a child to take a pill is hard, you should meet my dog.

Exactly. Ours is “pink shirt” because there’s a funny backstory*. So, we just have to use the phrase “pink shirt” in any way (i.e. “That girl in the pink shirt over there, I think I know her?”) and the ladies bust you out in no time.

* I made these for a friend for a valentine’s day party. Notice which shirt is pink?

I told her he was a piece of shit (wife beating aside, he was a piece of shit loser) and to not do that to people :) We’re still friends, thankfully.

This isn’t a bad idea.

She owed him an explanation! She provoked him!

/s

I’m glad that guy hopped in to help, because obviously that creeper would only listen to his own kind :/

A friend once set me up on a blind date with a childhood friend of hers. I knew he was a loser from the get go but there was no backing out at that point, so I toughed it out. While at dinner he volunteered that he…

I recently explained the concept of a “safe word” to a group of male friends (they’re safe guys...I hope). Anyway, as I explained how it’s used and WHY WE NEED ONE IN THE FIRST PLACE the women with us just nodded their “uh huh!”s and the men just sat there dumbfounded that women have developed these subtle nuances as…

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