The movies beyond Chamber of Secrets made no sense to me pre-reading the book but I still loved them because boom! Magic!

Ah! I’ve finally hopped on the “read the HP books and stop asking questions during the movie” train. I’m on the third book and watch the accompanying movie as I finish each book - so fun!

I believe there’s also something with a premature baby’s nervous system that actually makes being touched painful for them, so it’s pretty much hands off for the first bit of their life. And, as far as the mom, I’ve heard of moms being so at risk of spontaneous labor that they are literally not allowed out of bed and…

OJ please :) Just not the stabby kind.

Yes, I remember Mother’s Day here last year. It was right about when I was realizing that life may be better without my mom in it (I’m 31 if that matters). Things got progressively worse until September when I’d finally had enough and said “Hey, I don’t like the way you’re treating me. Here’s some examples. Let’s sort…

Are you related to Gene Parmesan?

Ahahahaha that made me chuckle.

Thanks, you’re always such a nice person to people here :)

Some things are for the better, and not having my mom in my life has actually been a nice ‘ol boost to the morale in Kernland.

Sadly, my crazy mom has plenty of both. Bummer that none of her effort ever goes into acknowledging that I told her what she did wrong.

Good golly if my (estranged) mom put up a billboard there would be zero contact from me.

The last time I went to Universal (Hollywood) we froze our asses off. But it’s approximately 328* in the summer so who knows?!

1) But I love having the #1 cheesecake in the company.

Some of my male coworkers can exit the restroom before the urinal is done flushing. I don’t touch anything here.

I laughed because I work with software engineers and your statement is true. And their “home cooked meal” takes five stupid minutes in the microwave.

That sounds vile

I truly like this lunch swap idea, but honestly, the fact that my coworkers wash their hands approximately 0 times during the work day gives me pause to ever eat anything they’ve prepared.

My company is having a potluck this Friday and I am going to snarf a PB&J ahead.

Here that kind of money only gets you a townhouse.

I’d prefer property too tho.

That’s impressive - seems that they tend to shit the bed at about 10-15 years old these days. Mine’s coming due :(

I am very tired and misread the title as

These people deserve a wobbly cart that is also on fire. I treat moving through a store as though I were driving a car - i.e. pull over to stop, yield to traffic in the main walkways, keep an eye on traffic around you, etc.