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It is kind of amazing that it was possible to buy the Metroid Prime Trilogy on Wii U for $10 at one point, and now we have to hope and pray to get the full remastered trilogy for $120 someday. Nintendo really went maximal “screw you consumer” and suffered not even a little bit.

What’s that, you want Metroid Prime: Federation Force 2? Comin’ right up! 

Can’t a guy get a Metroid Prime 4 update around here?

A couple of years ago they announced Metroid Dread in such a direct, so no, I’m not gonna keep my expectations in check.

Of course Hillary was right to call them deplorables. You just can’t say that shit out loud because let’s face it, elitism doesn’t poll well, even among people who agree with her. As liberals we don’t like to publicly admit we think we’re better than anyone else. 

Deplorable is the perfect word to describe these miserable people. I’ve never seen a more miserable (agrieved, angry, visibily unhappy) crowd in my life. Right after Clinton made her comment, I was in the grocery store and an older woman came in wearing a shirt that said “Proud Deplorable” - and man was she a bitter,

The fact that some people think this loser is sent directly by God to save America blows my mind and makes me feel like maybe Clinton was right when she made her ill-fated “deplorable” comment.

I would bet the majority of Trump voters thought he was scum or at least knew he was a “successful” guy because he lied,

The most spectacular dine-and-dash in history! No one has ever seen anything like it!

I felt like an idiot because it took me two days to realize you could just ascend through a cave/well and not have to fast travel out. I think we all have a few of those moments that make us go “I’m an idiot for not figuring this out sooner” which makes this game so great.

Wait, there were people NOT pulling the flux constructs apart with ultrahand? That was the first thing I thought of.

Though the ‘riding a block up to them’ using recall definitely didn’t cross my mind.

I looked at this shrine, realized *immediately* what the devs wanted me to do, and then said ‘nope’ and bomb-arrowed both targets.

How?  This shrine takes 30 seconds to figure out.....if you don’t notice at first (which I admittedly didn’t) you turn around to go back to the start and it is obvious the spinning platform is held on by a horizontal spike.  Maybe I’m overestimating most players ability to use logic, but it literally shows you the

Or... Just get a decent size SD card for your switch? I don't even know what size I have anymore but I can easily fit 20+ games on it, even when a few are ont the larger size like tears of the kingdom.

As much as I’m more of a digital-games kind of guy, I’ll never judge Switch owners for going out of their way to get physical copies of games because it beats the usual Switch tradition of having to delete 4/5 games off your SD card every time a new one with a big file size comes out.

The only thing that makes sense to me about why we don’t have Wind Waker and Twilight Princess HD is that maybe Nintendo didn’t want to oversaturate the Zelda market on the Switch. The Switch has three (soon to be four) first-party Zelda games: Breath of the Wild (2017), the Link’s Awakening remake (2019), Skyward

Ganondorf is always a good fight, very cinematic and intense. I wanna mention Demise for looking more imposing than Ganondorf and using a dark Master Sword.

Yo, Phantom Hourglass sucked. Going through the same damn dungeon over and over again was a terrible design decision.

No love for BotW? I mean the fight against…

Came here to check if the Ganon Train made the cut. I seriously love that boss. I think Spirit Tracks gets a bad rap for no good reason (being rated consistently under Phantom Hourglass is ridiculous to me, that main dungeon completely ruined that game for me), and Ganon Train is the best moment Spirit Tracks has to