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I felt like an idiot because it took me two days to realize you could just ascend through a cave/well and not have to fast travel out. I think we all have a few of those moments that make us go “I’m an idiot for not figuring this out sooner” which makes this game so great.

Wait, there were people NOT pulling the flux constructs apart with ultrahand? That was the first thing I thought of.

Though the ‘riding a block up to them’ using recall definitely didn’t cross my mind.

I looked at this shrine, realized *immediately* what the devs wanted me to do, and then said ‘nope’ and bomb-arrowed both targets.

How?  This shrine takes 30 seconds to figure out.....if you don’t notice at first (which I admittedly didn’t) you turn around to go back to the start and it is obvious the spinning platform is held on by a horizontal spike.  Maybe I’m overestimating most players ability to use logic, but it literally shows you the

Or... Just get a decent size SD card for your switch? I don't even know what size I have anymore but I can easily fit 20+ games on it, even when a few are ont the larger size like tears of the kingdom.

As much as I’m more of a digital-games kind of guy, I’ll never judge Switch owners for going out of their way to get physical copies of games because it beats the usual Switch tradition of having to delete 4/5 games off your SD card every time a new one with a big file size comes out.

The only thing that makes sense to me about why we don’t have Wind Waker and Twilight Princess HD is that maybe Nintendo didn’t want to oversaturate the Zelda market on the Switch. The Switch has three (soon to be four) first-party Zelda games: Breath of the Wild (2017), the Link’s Awakening remake (2019), Skyward

Ganondorf is always a good fight, very cinematic and intense. I wanna mention Demise for looking more imposing than Ganondorf and using a dark Master Sword.

Yo, Phantom Hourglass sucked. Going through the same damn dungeon over and over again was a terrible design decision.

No love for BotW? I mean the fight against…

Came here to check if the Ganon Train made the cut. I seriously love that boss. I think Spirit Tracks gets a bad rap for no good reason (being rated consistently under Phantom Hourglass is ridiculous to me, that main dungeon completely ruined that game for me), and Ganon Train is the best moment Spirit Tracks has to

Yeah, the D&D release date was weird and the competition was easily avoidable. I feel the same way about Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret.; not aiming for a Mother’s Day weekend release seems very dumb.

And so we enter... Pratt-fall.

I feel bad for D&D.  They should have either popped it out a few weeks earlier or waited for late Summer.   A week before Mario was a bad idea.  

Is it just me, or are pop culture writers the only group more obsessed with Chris Pratt than Hollywood executives?

guess i’ll repeat what i always do;

I honestly (with the exception of Shia and the obvious failed attempt to make him Ford’s successor in the franchise) don’t really see what was so bad about Crystal Skull. Yes, there was the whole “nuke the fridge” thing, but that was only slightly more absurd than plenty of other things in the franchise. Was it that

I mean, it can’t be worse than Crystal Skull, can it? CAN IT?