Yeah, but Abe did it with a bit more panache.

I REALLY am loathe to defend Trump, but video CLEARLY shows Abe doing it first. This is why alt-right idiots bleat on about fake news.

I just googled “Batman playing Violin” and boom! Instant gold. They’re the hero this internet needs.

FYI I loved the Mad Max game and my sarcastic tweet was taken TOTALLY out of context but it was still pretty funny to see it in the video.

Poland should just keep the gold. They paid enough for it.

That time in the 70’s when Bernie Ecclestone stole every revenue generating aspect of Formula 1. Greatest. Heist. Ever.

Mo fo pass.

83 grand of that was just for the anti-venom. And strange enough, the anti-venom is only made by a UK company. Because when you think of dangerous, venomous snakes, you think the UK.

I’ll support a Christian baker, and accept that they are Christian, when they also require of their customers documents proving that the cake is for a first marriage. The baker should also lie detector test their customers for infidelity and other offenses actually covered by the Ten Commandments. Until they do this,…

...and better aero during the day when you do most of your driving. Also, lower hood line, increasing visibility. Also looks fucking awesome.

Really, guys? We’re gonna ignore the twirling Dorito?

Chappie is an amazing movie. I’ve seen plenty of people say otherwise and, well, they’re wrong.

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The real crime?

The Top Gear USA haters were right. Upon contact with Tanner Foust, Top Gear died. RIP in Peace Top Gear :(

Get outta here grandpa. Bluetooth rocks.

Oh for fuck's sake. THIS is the exact type of comment people are talking about when they talk shit about Jezebel commenters.

There. Fixed it for you. From personal experience I (and probably every other parent in the world) can tell you that convincing your kid to go to sleep takes a lot more than that.