@itsavw: According to their theory, if you actually have five bars, the phone would display seven bars. BUT THERE ARE NO 7 BARS!

@AustinFound: Wait wait wait... "Each has been fertilized"

@AustinFound: See, this is the shit my girlfriend sees and wants me to be more romantic. I'm tired of it! :-P

@PN - goopplesoft: Are Giz comments now censored? Isn't this from the same blog that criticizes Apple for it's AppStore policies? Come on!

@funakoshi.gichin.shotokan: Pieces of apple and raisin. Those are a lot pricier!

@Software_Goddess: I just got an EVO 4G and if you long press the search button it brings up a voice search. Just say "Navigate to " and then the place and it will automatically open up Maps and give you turn by turn directions and the lady tells them to you. Seems much cooler than this.

@Sent from my toilet: But they don't have anything to do with oceans, fishies or orange balls of... energy. What the hell are they advertising?!

@java.android: Physical products come along (by law) with an implied warranty. [en.wikipedia.org]

@YOXIM: But what sort of gas? I'm not satisfied unless it's Argon or some other noble gas.

@shooga: I thought it was $20 per inch for superior, shielded, high octane performance? I mean, I need a ton of gijjabites!

@Vrette: That's how apple operates. Have you seen how much it costs to build an iPad (esp w/ 3G) versus how much they sell it for?

It's already sold out. Damn living in Mountain Time Zone!

@mrbofus: I did notice that there is no longer an Android Wallpapers option to select when setting my wallpaper. Which sucks, because I was using an Android Wallpaper image :-(

I can preview samples of books on my EVO... It's not a Kindle. I'm confused as to what's a big deal here, unless it's the fact that it'll be right from the web.

@tmadel: So it'd be like the Bluray/DVD/digital copy offers. I like the idea!

@1roll20s: If the $10 I pay for the EVO will get them to deploy 4G to my city faster, I'm all for it.

@FigNinja: Does it get annoying needing an external light source for eink at night? It'd be sweet if they had some LED border lighting for just that purpose and you could adjust the brightness or even turn it off all together.

@AreWeThereYeti: I haven't had the app long enough to do any hardcore reading, but I will be using it over the next few weeks. The screen size is awesome though.

@Chernobyl: I also love the fact that I can replace the keyboard with another one of my choosing. I don't like the default Android 2.1/HTC Sense one? Okay, I'll just use Swype instead, or one of the various other ones.

@Chernobyl: So we should only allow one car manufacturer because any other one just "duplicates features". Competition is what makes things better. I haven't seen Apple do anything "revolutionary" since the first gen iPhone came out. Since then they've just been adding on basic features like copy&paste, multi(sort…