@ceilingFANBOY: But "the small stack" he's working on may just contain "six pods in the rack", which would mean he's not lying.

@ithyphallus, 13382: I don't own a toaster. I hate toast. And if I warm a toaster strudel, I do it at work.

@SpeedyGonzalas i7: I am myself, too!

@Nintendo451: I don't think Ohio has anything good. That's why I moved to Colorado as soon as I graduated college.