*brown flag

First thought:

Hearses are where it is at. Don’t let your first ride in a hearse be your last. 

Don’t mess with the dancer who can sustain an inverted thigh hold on that thing at highway speed.

I hate influencers, that is all.

Social media was a mistake.

*pictures of rusted parts on the underside of a Jeep*

It is a 6.6-liter turbo and makes 600 horsepower that because of regulations regulations and what not was already likely on its way out.

If any rich person would like to hear my new idea for a 12 car demolition derby to crown the true “final V12,” please comment here.

Well Republicans tell me that arming people makes them safer and more polite, so clearly this is fake news.

Those stupid fucking wheels tell me everything I need to know about this car, and what they tell me is no dice.

For the record, I accidentally wrote “Oil Fitler” in my initial draft, and I’m not sure why I changed it given how badly this filter wants to ruin lives.

“It appears that the crack on my part had been propagating for quite some time”

Exactly, you can waive your right to sue for the reasonably expected hazards of a hazardous activity. You cannot waive right to sue for something so batshit out there that nobody would have expected it. Normally lawyers profit from the inevitable gray area, but this one seems cut and dried. So to speak.

I love big, cool infrastructure projects, but did the Chinese really need to build a tunnel between Shanghai and Nanjing rather than expanding one of the already existing and more direct routes? 70 million cubic feet is an unbelievable crap ton of concrete, a product that requires massive energy resources to produce.…

First and Second Gears:

Regardless of their motivations, it’s nice to see they did the kid a solid. 

It was Granddad. But yeah, who knows. Maybe he’s just from another time when we used to trust people