But, it's still Alabama that's why.

That 40k doesn’t address how much time the employee actually worked. Actually, it gives almost no real details.

Then reading that Twitter stuff, they are complaining that pay stubs aren’t provided and they have to - oh no - go online to get their pay stub. Yeah, that’s pretty standard boys and girls...it has been many…

Maybe. Or maybe you can actually come and go from an airport as many times as you want without anyone noticing because the “security” is busy trying to determine if peanut butter is a liquid or a solid.

And you haven’t bought it because...?

HOLY SH?T!!! Not only is that my neighbor’s car, but my house is featured prominently in the pictures.

NP if it's been well maintained, but the Venn diagram circle of "heavy front window tint" tends to overlap far more with "lies profusely" and "dirtbag" than "follows maintenance schedule."

So you were the one who called the city on David!

Also available next spring. The Lexus LC 2x12 Combo Amp, with start/stop hybrid technology and custom Lex-Us-Rock™ grill.

Man, I’ve been rooting for Rivian to succeed ever since I heard about them, but this is a pretty sour note.

Its a bold thing to admit to your non-first place status. It only works if you are the underdog though.

Damn, the Dealer markup on the Telluride must be so high, people are trading in Lambos for one.

Electric cars are inherently Communist. If Ford wants to be politically neutral, then the solution is easy: it should simply ensure that 5-6 US gallons of gas are burned in a barrel in the desert for every 100 miles travelled by an electric F150. I’m sure telemetrics could keep track of all of this.

But then the joke wouldn’t be funny.

Deaths, illness or jail.

I’m going to have to ask that the Marxman be renamed the Marxperson. We really need to be gender-neutral here, as all genders are trapped under the oppressive boot of capitalism 

See my reply above, and watch this video on how we did it. It was...not as easy as it looks in the sped up video:

Is.... is nobody going talk about that stackup in the background?

What you have to understand about Conservatism is at its core, it is about preserving an in-group protected by the law but not bound by it, and an out-group bound by the law but not protected by it.

My client is a young man in high school with college aspirations.

Ah, so I wasn’t the only person who ID’d that and went oh god milsurp type B-limp bag.