Career highlight from Baseball-Reference.com:

Agreed.

I beg to differ. They weren’t at the ballpark.

The Browns will also destroy the cardboard box of the homeless man who told them to draft Johnny Manziel.

People’s priorities are all so fucked up.

“The Browns, at No. 2...”

Oh, I thought what mattered was the orientation of the camera. I’m having trouble keeping up with what inane misstep the internet throws a hissyfit over these days.

“Video evidence is a bitch.”

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

Seriously, Tom, can you guys please fucking focus on what really matters: did he stand respectfully during the pledge of allegiance or not?

Jerry needs to remind the players not to wear their jerseys while they’re beating women.

I think he’s referring to Drew’s polo.

“in certain organizations and certain jobs you give up that right of your freedom of speech temporary [sic] while you serve that job”

lol.

The no-faced Twitter clowns don’t even realize they’re re-enforcing what Kaepernick and these kids are kneeling for

Very disrespectful to the military.

Somewhere, a very confused and belligerent Ted Danson rants about double standards.

“These are the healthiest players ever.”

Because he’s a talented photographer?

Um. I’ve coached youth soccer for years. Proper technique of tackling is a good thing to coach as it’s a large part of the game at a top level program. I’d rather have kids I get know the right way to do it, and the right times to do it, then go in half cocked and liable to hurt themselves and the other team.