Poor people can’t complain because they don’t work hard enough.

Rich people can’t complain because they’re successful.

Well, we eliminate a couple other groups for miscellaneous reasons, the only people who get to complain are.... mediocre sportswriters. Huh. What a shocker.

So you can’t criticize unless you are actively being oppressed at the moment, can’t look out for others if you have succeeded and if you are being “oppressed” then shouldn’t you be looking for a job instead of whining. It is almost as if...

You think that’s bad? I keep hearing about some rich guy saying America’s full of losers, worse than the worst war zones, that we’re run by crooked liars, that Russia’s great, etc. Really traitorous stuff. Of course the guy’s American, going after his own kind. Sad!

Here in Seattle a 10+K’s in a 2 run loss is called “The Full Felix”.

Pence is more scary to me than Trump. People who want to break away the separation between church and state are dangerous. Just look at how Turkey is now that they have a non-secular leader.

When your campaign is predicated on idea the country is a dystopian hellhole, you turn into a bitter elderly aunt who is strangely validated by every shitty story on the 11 PM local news.

“I wish it were 1825" — official slogan of the Republican Party in 2016

I want you to record this . . .

“When a snot-nosed little guy from Westbrook calls me a racist, ....I wish it were 1825

Wow that was unoriginal, uninspired and just plain stupid. In other words a perfect comment for gawker that will receive all the best and most luxurious stars.

He's white, and popular.

So he’s not retiring because he will be on IR and can get paid for being on IR as opposed to not being paid because he retired? And he’s appealing his suspension and fine so he can get more money?

I’m a big fan. Stick it to the Browns!

Humans can’t run through steel beams. Open your eyes, steeple!

For a guy that usually comes off as dumb as a box of rocks, that a pretty good saracastic response.

Still, it’s better than Rob Ford cologne, which makes you smell like a crack house.

I would advise Donaldson not to monkey around with Gibbons.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pankratio…

I saw a pretty good documentary about that a while back

Huh and despite my thousands of letters, phone calls, and random appearances at her house Taylor Swift won't even send me the one lock of hair I want. Some people have all the luck...