You’d think this joke would have become boring or tedious by about the nineteenth or twentieth iteration.

My team is going to lose a few games a year. One of those games might be one I went to. But catching a game winning HR in the 9th? That’s pretty fucking cool. I’d get over the anguish of a June loss.

This was also the lab that tested all of the “clean” UFC fighters out of Brazil

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

It’s cool, they’ve got the Astros’ password.

Also, your cops like to shoot innocent poor people.

This is funny because the Yankees have more WS runner-ups than the Cardinals have WS Championships

After that pun, take a Holliday and reassess your life.

Its the weekend. Give WatcherHarry a break!

That’s just Wong.

Another loss? Guess this season’s not in the Cards! Wacha Wacha Wacha!

How does “sent emails that were later retroactively classified” turn in to “presidential candidate who sells state secrets for personal gain?”

Yes, send her to jail like we did with the entire W Bush administration. I remember it clearly. The conservative public, upon learning that the Iraq war was started under false pretenses, marched on mass to the Whitehouse and demanded the arrest of Bush. Cheney and Rummy in cuffs doing the perp walk is something I…

J.R. was reportedly worried about the civil suit until his lawyer told him it was a real long shot.

Absolutely.

If I am reading this correctly, you impute a lot of ‘blame’ on Helwani for what is a violation of some journalistic ethic in covering the UFC (in covering a sport). Perhaps I have a twisted view of the so called profession, but there is no such thing as journalism in the 21st century in covering sports. It’s…

What’s really telling is not only how big the NFL is but how small time the UFC still is in the eye of the sports fan. Dana White probably believes he has a vice grip on the sport when in reality nobody gives enough of a fuck about his sport to swiftly knock him off his pedestal.

Yes that last part of your comment is exactly correct and patently obvious. One player very good, one very bad.

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…