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Adam Sandler is to Mel Brooks what a beer fart is to Beethoven’s 5th.

I’d say a better way to protest would be to start up the movie, immediately pause it after one second in, and rate it at one star. At least the message will be clearer to Netflix, maybe?

Actually it has already worked. In Oklahoma (I believe) they sued to be able to put a statue of Baphomet next to the statue of the 10 commandments and won. I think a Hindu group is putting up their own statue too. It’s literally how the laws work, and that’s the point. They’re written with the intention of excluding

Ugh every time I feel like I can safely say “Fuck everyone involved in this” I remember that includes Steve Buscemi.

Let me love you, Netflix. We’ve always been cool. Please don’t make me cancel the service out of a political conscience. You’re the best boyfriend I’ve ever had, I don’t want to have to break up with you because you’re a racist. :-(

Besides all the racism and the unfunny, the worst part of Sandler’s humor is how mean spirited it is. We’re supposed to laugh at what a dick his character is than cheer when he gets rewarded for it. Is it any wonder he’s a Republican?

If they’re in on the joke, let them be the leads and let them write the fucking jokes that put idiots like Sandler, who trade in garbage humor, in their place.

Wait, religious freedom means all religious freedom? The GOP in Missouri is going to be shitting bricks over this.

Not me. If they are the ones to do it, then fine with me. I’m going to send a little money, and then make a chalk pentagram in my driveway. Then I will hop around it like a devil-worshipping game of hopscotch.

They Conservative Right already thinks we’re a bunch of Satanist baby killers anyway so might as well give ‘em a show.

to be quite frank, if I’m going by the actions of their followers, Satan seems like a way cooler guy than Jesus.

Vegas. I would wear it, and I would wear it in Vegas. Last time I went (to see Britney, not ashamed) I wore a sequined mini dress and a short faux fur coat and I looked great (for Vegas).

I legit love those and would wear them in a heartbeat if they came in my size (sadly unlikely).

I actually just bought some pretty high-waisted skinny jeans and was shocked at how not-awful they looked. And surprisingly comfortable, in that they don’t cut into the middle of my stomach...

“Ever do that thing where you hate someone SO much that you seduce them just to see how limitless a human you can be? That’s how I feel about these shoes.”

High-waisted skinny jeans? Do those look good on ANYONE except this model?