If I know Chris Johnson, he wasn't carrying them very far.

So a black man actually had a gun and wasn't shot? Progress man. Progress.

As a member of the Jets, he's quite familiar with relatively minor offenses.

Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever tell the police yes, when they ask if they can search your vehicle. Ever.

Always say "No."

Well as a current Dyson owner and previous owner of various Hoover, Dirt Devil, and other brands... my 5 year old Dyson sucks up more crap today than any other vacuum I've ever owned, just as it did the day I took it out of the box. As an example, my prior vacuum, a Hoover upright, had been used a few times per week…

So You Think You Can Lance

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

Man these helmets are so great looking.

This is easily the coolest thing I've ever seen on the NFL Network.

I love how the other guys realize what Rich is doing early on, yet continue to try to get their own words in over him while Rich completely ignores them.

Basically the sports world's version of losing Robin Williams today. Just the way so many people have been broken up or moved to tears all day long with these tributes is incredible.

[guy has never seen UFC before]

Sad bastards who spend their days upholding some sort of white honor, and their nights upholding the sagging roof in their trailers. They have a black friend, but he lives in Canada, and no you cannot meet him.

I love it so much when idiots accuse Gawker of constantly race-baiting, and then post comments to articles that have nothing to do with race, and don't mention race, and attempt to make it about race. And then fail to see the irony of it all.

I hope they at least give us some lube before they fuck us.

I don't understand why it's taking them so long to figure out...it's a simple question...do you:

This is typical. Wheeler is waiting for the new regime to be sworn in. Wheeler is, after all, a Telecom "graduate". There was absolutely no need for the continued delays in making this decision EXCEPT for political ones. Public comments are being ignored as usual. The only way for us to be heard is for the…