oooor that's just what they want. Relax dude... Life is short so get what makes you happy.

The War on Drugs is just Modern Day Slavery

Pat Riley is watching!

It turned out to be IMPOSSIBLE to find a Tiana costume for my 4 year old this Halloween. We barley found items for a Princess and the Frog theme for her birthday party. Good news was that every item was 75% off!

had to scroll an inch further than I expected to see this response. Well done.

I mean, it is black.

Tech 21 needs to hook you up QUICK!

DELETE DELETE DELETE!!!

I'm standing in the middle of the first picture right now so apparently I wouldn't even have time to shit myself.

NOPE NOPE NOPE

that moment when you see a $40 million a year job slipping away

"The actual encryption protocols have been around since 2011, but are buried so deep within menus, sub-menus, and scary-looking warnings, that only the most tinfoil-hatted have actually enabled them."

snitches get stitches.

Wait, she hit you? That doesn't count, remember? Domestic violence only goes one way! s/

Really? Worse? Relax.

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Thanks for the hack but RIP Ben, the MTA will make sure you "commit suicide" by morning.

If it were Cam Newton, he'd have been called a "Thug" at least 100 times already by the media.

Yes because we all know he won by himself.

iTunes Match FTW!!! My 18K songs go EVERYWHERE with me!