What is an answer that is one of the reasons baseball is a dying sport, Alex?

He just got drafted to the Rams

Every minority who reads Deadspin would like you to please STFU, Thx.

I real wish Jax would STOP WEARING THE CHAMPIONSHIP RING EVERY NIGHT as if he had anything to do with the teams success!!!

C'mon Bob! Even the children of Kenya wouldn't use THIS to wash their face!

Vince did it quite a few times in games.

Let me start off by saying I'm not hating, just stating what it looked like to me. Which is awkward. Didn't look natural. He even landed funny. Don't get me wrong, I sure the level of difficulty is up there but when Vince did it, it was a thing of beauty.

Sarcasm. #CmonMan

Annnnnnnnnd the phins let him go for pennies!

Is this entire article one big pile of sarcasm? If so, then you got me. I mean, we're talking about a league where there's champagne celebrations just for making it into the postseason. NOT winning the conference (or league as they call it) or Championship... No, just getting in. So, I'm soooo hoping that I'm missing…

Praise Jesus he recorded it properly!!! Still hate the Red Sox

Even MORE reason to HATE Bill Semens!

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I blame the all the women who won't have sex with him. #VirginRage

Distraction avoidance, maybe?