Gross choice of lawyer but at least from the recap given here, I’d say Rooney is the one in the right and Vardy giving the stuff to the agent to leak is pretty much the same as her leaking it herself. The delicious part of this story is that it’s low stakes all around regardless of the outcome of the court case, and…

If Rooney loses it’s a case of the defamation law being improperly written because if you give the stuff to your agent to leak, that’s basically the same (with lower stakes of course) as someone paying a hitman to kill someone else. Sure, they might not have pulled the trigger but if the connection to the hitman is…

You knowing reading this, I’m actually in complete agreement with the article in that I didn’t even realize how much I needed that high publicity celebrity court case where you can chuckle at the totality of it instead of feeling sad.

My favorite bit was the lawyer trying to snidely say that the agent's phone was down there in Davey Jones' Locker, and was met by "Who's Davey Jones?" from Vardy. This resulted in the lawyer derailing his own cross-examination to explain Davey Jones to the witness.

Wait so you’re just not gonna mention that the diapers were made to draw attention to how absurdly overpriced actual diapers are that people buy for their babies?

Congratulations. This comment is even shitthier and more mean spirited than the article. You've achieved the impossible!

Wow. I will just say if this person ever runs for office, I will donate all the money to her campaign. That combination of moral clarity and willingness to meet people where they’re at is pretty rare.

The difference is one side is fighting for human rights and the other side is actively looking to dismantle them.

That’s all in your head. Nobody is going to take away your license to be center left.

I think Goop is a ridiculous company that peddles ridiculous wares to ridiculous people. That being said, if this was meant as a joke, it shows a level of self awareness about what they’re doing that I didn’t realize they had.

Who doesn’t know that Bruno Mars is tiny? He looks miniscule in his own music videos.

I hate to be that person, but who the fuck cares how tall a dude is, famous or not? Calling 5’8” humble and “not so imposing” is just stupid. It’s not even that short. I mean, if Ben Shapiro or Joe Rogan were like 4'9", I’d say have at it, but half of these seem like a stretch. Is there a dearth of Heard/Depp or…

So basically worried about re-election in the future, knows this will record him as “pro-choice” in any primary contest, and also knows that without filibuster removal it won’t actually get through so won’t change the current court of events that he agrees with.

Should [Trump] involve himself again in the lead-up to November, Whaley will likely have cause for concern...I’d argue given the recent results, the state is approaching magenta, and “frustrated” is an understatement.

Are you calling him skeevy because of his tattoos?

The amount of vitriol for Amber Heard on social media is baffling. 

It’s that last clause for me. Seeing how much Depp is defended on Twitter, I started going down the timelines of some of these people. And it never is very far to go from the tweets in support of Depp to the tweets fantasizing about being fucked by Captain Jack Sparrow.

And, considering he’s a renowned ‘actor’ as well, couldn’t we all say the exact same thing about him? Not quite the sick burn he thinks it is. 

Johnny Depp is calling Amber Heard’s court testimony this week the “performance of her life.”

Okay, Mister Shakes-Fist-at-Cloud, calm down. She was one of 2 main villains of Sharp Objects, she had bit parts in Handmaid’s Tale and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, she’s the non-Zendaya star of Euphoria and also plays a supporting role on White Lotus... all it took was one google search to figure out that she’s a…