You’re the first to get the reference in many years. Congrats!

I took out three mortgages to put a down payment on an Elio.

Also, never feed a bear a marshmallow with your mouth.

I was at Sam’s Club on Sunday and browsed through the men’s clothing. Couldn’t find size 29/30 pants, or any shirt in Small. I felt discriminated against, but then again Sam’s Club knows their demographic ~_~

Anything would be better better than those horrid wheels that look like cheap aftermarket hubcaps.

If I were an eccentric millionaire, I’d restomod the hell out of it by swapping the venerable 3.8l V6 for the Turbo 3.6 from GM, and slap on some cool 18" wheels.

ummm the last 2 years they didnt come with the touch screen....

“I’m worried about reliability, so I’d get a BMW instead.”

Neutral: What Will It Take For Autonomous Cars To Catch On In Big Numbers?

Making commuting enjoyable. An long hour commute isn’t fun for a lot of people, but you know what is? An hour long nap.

Reverse: Drive-Thru Banks

I think anyone with an IQ over 70 realizes that their “Real People, Not Actors” statement is unmitigated garbage.

Forget all that sky high novelty crap, if you look at the serious donk sites you’ll see that modern donks are all about good fitment for large—but not too large—wheels, often including bags to make the car sit even lower when parked or highway cruising. They have the aesthetic detailing of lowriders with the…

You’d get your ass whopped for sayin’ some shit like that around here

Would’ve given you a +1 for “What’s my name” a la M. Ali.

The future lies in double-decker crossovers.

If only it was a Scout drag racer. “Unintentional Harvester” would be such a rad drag-car name.

Chris Harris should take Evans’ spot. Evans is an annoying little mini-primate. Chris Harris is already very good, especially with in-car commentary, and all he needs is a little more runway to grow into a lead role. He will be great, and is already superior to most of the ‘stars’ for the purposes of this show. Matt…

And that is how Miles Dyson and Gallagher first teamed up to take the comedy world by storm.