That actually looks damn cool.

Bro, what the hell.

Bro, what the hell.

Look at you, jacking off to Trump and Ivanka photos. Your stupid conservative values are turning this country into a shit ass sack of poo. Can’t wait until all you Trumpers are gone. What a waste of oxygen you are, “holdmyburner”.

Look who’s the snowflake crybaby. I don’t care about you or your life.

Also...

You’re a Trumper cultist that thinks they know shit but are clueless about the world. Most assuredly grossly overweight, bought yourself a sporty car that you think it’s a Ferrari, and have a second wife that you’re sure she’s with you because of your immense sex appeal and amazing financial wit, when in reality she’s…

Loved this concept when I was a kid. It was pre-internet (duh), so it was rather difficult to find info about it!

You are capitalist assclown, snowflake. Go back to Breitbart. Can’t stand the pressure of being wrong? Just fuck off then.

Dumbest comment in the history of Jalopnik. GTFO.

Sometimes, you don’t want to spend any time wrenching on a car. Like, none at all. Or having your transportation become flaky because you have to take your car to the repair shop frequently, and add to that the expense of repairs.

I love my Mitsubishi Mirage. It is simple (although not bare-bones), honest, doesn’t pretend to be something it is not. I like the lightness, the economy, and the very efficient use of space. Mine (shown here) doesn’t even look bad (especially with 15" MINI wheels). I actually like the early 2000's aesthetics.

YES

This song is just amazing.

ALRIGHT, I’LL SAY IT.

Citroen Karin. Loved that concept as a child!

We get honest, and then it gets bashed to pieces by “automotive writers” that want everything to handle like a Miata, be fast as a WRX, have the luxury of an Audi, and yet be “honest and affordable”.

ITT: People saying Mitsubishis are bad cars without even driving one, just because it’s “fashionable” and “hip” here to say they’re bad.

I know I’m weird, but I actually like the Cascada, with it’s wedgy front end. It’s a handsome car.

If this is a promo photo, how come it already looks dirty and moldy? Was that a standard feature?