“Self-excite”. /beavis

This is the photo that sealed the deal for me. I mean, 914's are ridiculously tiny already!

I love the 917, but they make me feel rather claustrophobic, seeing how tiny they are and its small doors...

Polo on a Segway is kinda neat in a nerdy way...

Very cool, but it’s amazing how none of the panels fit correctly.

Dat racing Camaro. That body style is neat, clean, and so underrated.

MY PANTS

Good god, I love these cars. I’m hopeless.

Not disrespecting the work of the other Jalops which I enjoy, but I would be totally okay with a 100% Torchinsky website/YouTube channel combo.

They can be shocking.

This is just a trick to list your weirdest articles. :)

Agreed. Actually I’ll be fine if they ditch all other websites, but PLEASE KEEP JALOPNIK ALIVE.

Who cares? You’ll get tunnel vision anyway. ;-)

Well, there’s already a Ferrari La Ferrari, so...

As someone who watched The Big Short this weekend, this really irks me.

Okay, I love cars as much as anyone here, but... Isn’t it kinda stupid to have so much power in a car? I’m dead serious. There’s a point when it’s just inviting people to become idiots at the wheel, and also add the fact that most people will ever, never be close to tapping the full potential of a powerplant like that.

I love this, so NP. However, I might be biased...

WHY

Nissan can’t forget that cars have to look good too, especially when you’re introducing something radical and new.

That nose is so damn ugly.