It looks like its being driven against its will. :-/

It blows my mind how tiny the 917 is.

Pendejos.

DAMMIT

Because what I like is always better than what you like?

Has Jalopnik ever written an article about your car? ‘Cos they should!

Are you nuts? This is the Internet.

Boom. Headshot.

Also, easy death.

The Corvette was a bit of a stretch. Most cars, if driven like a granny, will yield decent MPGs.

Totally mediocre would be a bit too much. He’s solid, he’s pretty good.

Maybe not the most fun, but surely can be fun. Mitsubishi Mirage with 5-speed manual. Small 14” wheels/tire combo, soft suspension, 3-pot engine that loves being revved hard. Sometimes it’s not about the actual speed but the feeling of speed.

My brother in-law used to drag race a 1981 model way back in the day. Went through two transmissions. Beige colored, upgraded steelies from a 1983 Corolla, slightly lowered suspension. That thing was fun. He must have pics somewhere...

In my case I went with the tiny Mirage. 22K miles so far, and still love the damned shitbox. Amazing mileage from a package (3-cyl engine + 5-speed manual, no fancy tech other than MIVEC) that I will be actually able to maintain 10 years into the future without having to take my daughter out of college.

How about shaving only the moustache sides? Wait...

Failed cougar pose.

This, Jalopnik. THIS.

Volkswagen screwed the Piëch.

Wait, you got it backwards. Burns gas and stinks like oil.