there are like 1 in 1 x 10^20 odds that kid is ever getting vaccinated, fyi

I don’t want to get too judgemental but maybe mom should have been an adult and not named their kid Abcde. There’s lots of idiocy out there, people should avoid it is what I’m saying.

Maybe don’t name your child something moronic if you don’t want yourself (and your child) ridiculed for the rest of their life. And this from a guy who named his son after his favorite Top Gear presenter.

Why is the Nissan badge is English regardless of what country its sold in? Most JDM cars have English controls but they are mostly Japanese.

Well - as you know there are only 3 kinds of people in this world - those who are good at math and those who aren’t.

1/3 of all Americans could be perfectly fine with one of these.

Lived with this for 4 years in the US. Slightly wider than the Kei Specs and with the 1.3L 4cyl only making 67HP was very doable. Mine was this color minus the black hood. Very workable for two people, back seat was an extra cost option. 

In general, this entire piece demonstrates why editors are needed, and how most Jalop pieces are simply not edited (or barely edited). The poorly punctuated sentences with many awkward phrases means the entire story was barely readable.

Shrug, I went to SEMA and covered it a bit for Jalopnik last year. It’s hardly a great event, but everyone kind of has to go. Rennsport, however, is much more than its vendor area.