My door is locked. If you break it down to rob me, I have to assume that you are not mentally sound, and therefore I will shoot you. This is my rule. I hope to never do anything more with my self-defense weapons than put holes in paper, but sane, good-meaning people don’t break down locked doors.

I still don’t get any of this, and why did some idiot donate $5k to this idiot? Fuck it, guess I’m old.

Let me tell you. I AM READY for that. Lets be honest, noone likes Philly fans, they tolerated us because they were tired of the Pats winning. I’ll gladly go back to being the most hated fanbase in the country if we can roll off a few more of these things and establish a Dynasty. And if we can’t, if it’s just this once…

You must be a fan of George RR Martin.

I honestly think Xenoblade Chronicles 2 pushing out 1M+ is pretty amazing. JRPGs aren’t the titan’s of sales that they were for a brief period of time in the late 90s, and XC has always been niche, hell, we had to put on a year long internet blitz to get them to bring it to the US. But now two games later, XC2 is a…

OK is the best possible response to this ever.

I was a raging asswipe, I am now an awful fatalist. I don’t know which version of me is worse. Probably both.

In a theoretical Parallel Universe where we have won Multiple Superbowls, I GUARANTY you that Eagles fans are 900 times worse than Pats fans.

He’s also a speed addict, and horribly unhealthy. He doesn’t shower or change or eat for days. He’s constantly drinking Coke and going to the bathroom to “piss”, though I’ve never heard someone else snort so much when they are “pissing”

To be honest, after a year of seeing what men over 50 seem to do, I think this is the right move for every old (and therefore creepy) man. Everytime he thinks, “Aw, let me just show her my dick” his wife can be like, “Mike, NO!” and he won’t end up sexually harrassing some woman. Because, honestly, it seems like every…

I’ve read A LOT of EU, a fucking embarassing amount infact. Good Riddance. For every good story, there were 5 bad ones, and HOLY FUCKING SHIT, don’t even get me started on Skippy (I know it wasn’t canon, but that’s the problem with the EU, some of it is, some of it isn’t, fuck it all). Trying to pull all the books…

This is quite possibly the most misinformed and idiotic post I have seen on the internet. May the pantheon of pagan gods forgive you for your sins against reason.

You stop it, I can only get so erect

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, seeing as how these pros are so viciously abusing prescription methamphetamines, his future is adderall-retire-prescription revoked-crack-death. All before he hits 25. So, you know, no real need for an education.

Please, the Adderall-to-crack transition and then heart attack at 27 means that school is just a waste of time when crash burn and die is the future of these methamphetamine addicts.

Gunning someone down for their beliefs is fascist and evil. No matter how warped and evil those views are, killing someone for their beliefs is always wrong. You are no better than them if you advocate this evil nonsense. Grow up.

TBH, if their viewer numbers dont grow, they are in trouble.

Lets be completely, completely honest, they didn’t sign her because Overwatch in general is toxic, it’s pros are toxic and if there is a girl in the house it will speed up the ttsh, IE the Time To Sexual Harrassment. This is basically an indictment that, “Uh, our bad, but our male players can’t be trusted.” Seriously,…

I just don’t see this working, because of the massive investments. Overwatch doesn’t have the audience that League does and money is being poured into as if it does. How happy are these investors going to be when League Play can’t pull a million views? Even the World Cup couldn’t pull a million peak views with Chinese…

“We are sorry for our offensive jerseys.” Boom, that’s it, that’s all that needed to be said.