Shit, I didn’t realize I was going to have to preorder tickets to this, I thought that was just a Star Wars thing. Movie looks seriously good, and Chadwick killed it in Civil War. Guess I better fire up Fandango...

As a Boston fan, I imagine it must feel weird that you are basically the Yankees of football now.

Play FortNite because it’s free. See if you like the concept of BattleRoyale. then maybe try PUBG. Personally, I think FN works better, so I play it.

I would imagine that every single participant would pop for Adderall, and not nearly all of them will have prescriptions.

I’m continuously surprised that these talentless hacks are able to succeed by posting idiotic videos of themselves on youtube and calling themselves “content creators.” I know I am old because of this. But seriously, if we could throw all of these people out of a plane over Iran the world would be a better place.

If you were correct Carmelo would have 3 rings.

Because Dark Chocolate is the God of Chocolate and you are a simple peon enslaved to your Hershey’s produced swill. Your unrefined palate is offensive to the sensibilities.

Nah, Milk Chocolate is cool and all, I just like Dark Chocolate better. No actual hate, just preference. You do you and I’ll keep slamming that…

Now we get Playoff Drinking from Bills fans, and the requisite Tailgate in Buffalo even without a game there. Fuck yes!

Destiny 2 is the biggest gaming letdown of my entire life. The first game was flawed fun, the second game is just a pile of pretty shit. The gameplay is boring, crucible sucks, and the Raid is an uninspired puddle of puked back up dog shit. It’s too bad because Destiny is responsible for 100% of the online friends…

Oh my God, my coworker was mad at the physics of Rose being able to outspeed Finn. I’m like, Physics? PHYSICS! In a Star Wars movie? Its a series about Space Magic, Warp Speed and mis-using Parsecs, give the physics a rest.

Oh my god, the EU.... There are a FEW good novels, but most of them are downright awful. At least... I think there are a few good novels, but the ones I consider good I read when I was 11, so they might suck (the Luke Clone Hand one I remember being good, but was it? I don’t know...) TLJ was awesome, its not perfect…

No, that is an insubordinate Junior Officer disobeying orders and getting people killed. As the Lead Admiral of the Fleet, you don’t tell your best pilot what the overarching battle plan is, you give that Pilot his orders and expect him to follow them. This move was all about a radical shift in Philosophy. No more…

Tokyo Mirage NEEEDS to come to Switch. Yes, the lack of a second screen will be a bit of a change, and yes, this was one of the few games to use the second screen extremely well, but sub-menus can take care of all that and this game was criminally underenjoyed.

Please bring on the wave of Gangsta Rap to cleanse Hip Hop of these Xanax rappers. This idiot did it, I can tell by his moronic hair and facial tats. And the Hep C.

Trying to push shitty leftist politics on a gaming site and stating that Socialism can “fix” anything? Yep, ill informed and badly educated gawker blogger credentials check out.

That was my hairline for most of my life (I’m mid-30s so the recession has started), until a month ago I would have used that as my evidence that it’s not racial, but then 23 and me came back with 2% African DNA, so, maybe you are on to something.

To be fair, you would not know that I have 2% African Heritage if you met me. But that’s what the 23 and me test says, so, am I passing? I’m like the whitest, so it was an amusing surprise to find out that I am actually not the whitest.

100% Correct, and just another reason that at this point, it’s looking like Trump will be a two termer. Democrats WILL figure out a way to fuck this up. They’ve fucked up every election that President (or then Candidate for Senate) Barack Obama wasn’t involved in going back to the 90s.

Well, the Destiny “expansion” currently sits at 1.8 on Metacritic because it is an absolute puddle of Escolar induced Keriorrhea. 

The game itself is just a puddle of liquid horse shit, so no surprise here.