You Marry the Switch and kill the other two. Sony stuffs it’s pants, you think it has a huge dick, but it’s just average, and the performance is mediocre at best, the socks in the undies fooled you. And Microsoft, well, yeah, micro-soft and instant pop when it turns hard. Switch isn’t the biggest boat, but good…

Not so long ago, it was unheard of for a Tennis Player of either gender to be playing into their late thirties, especially effectively and even more so female. The fact that the Williams sisters are entering their third decade of Pro-Tennis dominance is absolutely fantastic. I am pulling for Venus hardcore, and…

And that’s the problem, they puff up dumb shit, and so when the serious shit comes around, people will have grown tired of it. Same thing with this call for Impeachment. It’s all bullshit and it’s just going to get him re-elected. Say what you will about Trump, but Vladimir Putin is humanity’s most successful Spy,…

Seriously, Trump should be very very easy to dethrone come 2020, but CNN is doing their absolute best to get him re-elected and it is working. People who would never vote for him, but aren’t your firebrand liberals are just getting tired of all the outrage and constant bullshit and likewise, Republicans who don’t…

despite the technical glitches, the game was awesome, and I liked Ryder more than I ever liked Sheppard, she just felt like a real human being and not a DC Comics Charicature. I was really looking forward to some Quarian Ark DLC. But oh well. I’ll mourn the loss of Mass Effect and just stop playing EA games since…

Please, act like all these people aren’t going to lose their insurance because Obamacare was always a time bomb ready to explode. It was a shit bill and the Republicans are now doing the same idiot thing the Democrats did, rush a dumb bill through Congress without any regard to what it means long term. Read the ACA…

Well, maybe. McGregor is going to lose this match. Whether it is because Floyd does his usual thing and outclasses him (boxing wise) or because he kicks Floyd in the head and gets ejected, he’s losing, badly.

Totally correct. Mayweather is the BEST pound for pound boxer in history, hands down, and were he not such a piece of human feces, this would not be a point that people argue. Yes he is boring, yes his style isn’t flashy or exciting, but that’s the point, he has the best defense ever seen in the sport, doesn’t take…

I’m sorry, but I don’t get the fascination with DJ Khaled. His latest song with Rihanna is literally just ripping the full beat from “Maria” by Santana featuring the Project G&B and people are acting as if he crafted some amazing beat. It’s a 20 year old song that he lifted note for note and slapped some Rihanna…

Yeah, MacAttack is definitely the Prompto of his group.

As an Electro-Optical Engineer, reading the phrase “body’s energy frequencies” fucking triggers me harder than Hamilton Nolan at a Capitalism Parade.

Seriously, Hamilton Nolan is the worst Socialist Shill on the internet, but tbh, he’s part of the major reason that Democrats can’t win anymore.

The Rocket Bike has plane wings which allow you to glide and do the while “Winged Cap Mario Dive and Rise” thing. Plus, touching both wheels on any surface allows you to start recharging your Rocket meter, so if you are in the city you can use roofs, the sides of buildings, etc to keep flying.

Bingo, with MS and Sony, you have to do dumb things you normally wouldn’t in games to get achievements. In Nintendo games you go “holy shit I wonder if I can do that!” And do, and have endless fun.

Yeah, I was trying to stealth read this during a military kickoff meeting. Prime 4 caused me to gasp and then I had to explain myself. Now we’re half an hour off track because everyone apparently loves Metroid.

Aaaaaand me and my three friends who play the game are apparently the only 4 people in the world who loved it. Oh well... rip Mass Effect, you were too ambitious for this cruel world.

God if they released a Final Fantasy Collection of 4, 5 and 6 on the Switch I would throw untold amounts of money at the screen. I would EASILY pay full price, $60, to play those games on my Switch. pls Square Enix, pls.

I have to agree with Michael Jordan, 73 wins is not impressive in the least if you don’t win the Title, infact, you couple Steph’s injury with that win total and wonder what would have happened if he would have been benched more. 73-9 is the second least impressive “feet of accomplishment” in sports, next to the 16-0…

I though the head thing was incredibly poor taste, but I wondered if people weren’t taking it too far until this fucking sob story of a press conference. This was such a poor job of being a human that I now feel like she gets what she deserves. Fuck, criticizing Trump is a daily activity of over half the country. I…

Because they are stupid.