Honestly, Celine is great, but I can never get over her marriage, which is super fucking cringey. This gross fucking 38 year old meets a sweet 12 year old girl, and by the time she’s 19, they are dating. A 19 year old dating a 45 year old. Yeah.... really fucking romantic.... Everytime I hear about her husband, I…

I would honestly like to see them actually fight just for the spectacle. Between the two of them there isn’t an ounce of testosterone, so it would probably just be a slap fight that ends in gay sex. The good kind though, not rape.

IF you really like strategy/tactics RPGs and are a big JRPG fan, I feel like you HAVE to get it. The narratives are only ever loosely connected.

Oh, and super real talk. Did Chris Cornell mean to kill himself, or was he Chokin’ N Strokin’ because that would suck.

The song sounds interesting, and generally I’ll check anything with Nicki in it out. But this Pop Feud is just boring. Neither of these two ladies are very good singers, and neither are very interesting people.

Watching the video, it’s hard to find anyone doing anything correctly. She shouldn’t have fired her weapon, but he should have complied and shouldn’t have reached into his car, that was fucking stupid. Also, he shouldn’t have been smoking PCP. Period. Innocent, good, family men don’t smoke PCP. Period. He is…

In before, “Welp, turns out Sheriff Eli had to leave the force for his penchant for murdering unarmed black teens.”

OK, color me surprised and excited

I should probably not be a lazy shit and just google this, so feel free to tell me to do so, but is there a beta coming out?

Is ARMS going to be good? I brushed it off as a goofy tech demo at first, but is it possibly going to be a solid game?

So your central message is that since she’s black, she MUST agree with you? Because that seems REALLY FUCKING RACIST. It’s funny though, because you pointed something else, as a STEM grad, she has real knowledge, not a bullshit liberal arts degree like all the idiots who write for this series of blogs (and I mean…

Come on, this is a terrible headline. It should read, “Kawhi Goes Out, Predictable Results Follow.”

I occasionally watch League because I find high level play intriguing, but I don’t have the Mouse Click Skills to be any good so I haven’t played in years.

You just gave the Trump-iest reply after criticizing a Trump quote. Honestly your answer is dumber than his. “the kinks will likely be worked out eventually” is seriously the dumbest thing I’ve heard from a Gawker writer in a while and you morons employ Hamilton Nolan. I don’t want the carrier fleet to go back to…

Fuck, and now my favorite Mass Effect, and the game I’ve been looking for since the first one came out will never get a proper sequel. It’s going to be another FPS with super shallow RPG elements tacked on, I just know it.

On the Trump/McCartney issue, it’s more nuanced than you are portraying. If Trump hasn’t had any past dealings with McCartney, then it goes exactly how you pointed out, because Trump loves celebrity. But God forbid if Sir Paul ever made a disparaging remark about El Presidente that made it to Fox News, he gets the…

Whoa whoa whoa, Yuengling is perfectly good shitty beer, thank you very much.

Go figure, the hipster humble brags about how fucking hip he is.

Depends on where you are from. My family is ethnically Greek but from Capidocia, which the Turks now call Ergup after they killed us all and buried us in a mass grave. My grandfather says “Choo-PEE-too-less”, emphasizing the middle of the name the most.

So he’s a Democrat then.