Fultz is the human manifestation of holding the shoot button a half second too long in NBA 2K

It’s like you can see the moment when he thinks, “OK, this is it... I’m getting ready to shoot in a real game! Here we go!” and gathers the ball, then executes Basketball Shot Formation Delta.

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I’ve made my share of good comments, and like any decent commenter I’ve made my share of bad comments. I’ll take going down swinging over a called strike three. This obviously was not stellar but I stand by it was not as terrible as everyone is making it out to be. I’ll have other bad comments, this won’t be the last.…

No, you can make edgy jokes. They just have to be jokes. What about this guy dropping on the court has to do with getting two possessions? I’m not sure people are getting the connection.

Dick.

I like the guys trying to explain it to the ref. “He kicked him in the face, yes, but he’s not dead?”

I doubt it was intentional but it definitely warranted a red card.

Agreed, totally not intentional but the rules around a high boot are intended to prevent reckless plays - which this certainly was - and the red card was absolutely warranted.

My eyes still hurt from looking at her pupils.

... and one college founded the other college by shipping off its poor and undesirables.

/dying

What I heard:

All you need to know about cricket is that the first number in the score is the number of crickets killed in the battle and the second is the number of humans. So, like 235/7 might seem like a lopsided victory for the bipeds, but considered by mass the crickets are doing pretty well.

It’s like people can do and say some good AND some bad stuff. I know, weird, right?

A thousand Donald Trumps at a thousand keyboards would never compose tweets that clear, concise, or honest

Putting the MAN in Manziel with that take. Good for him.

+1 exiled D’Angelo?

Oh weird, I’m in my other Kinja account on accident. Okay whatever. Let’s science the shit out of this question.

Agreed. “Drew Has Got a Chub” syncs better to Janie’s got a Gun.