keonclarkraps
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keonclarkraps

7 or 8 suv references in that?

Holy goodness, we all need two scoops of Sister Jean these days. What a glorious lady.

You’re telling me that a guy working for a unit of the world’s largest entertainment conglomerate couldn’t find a reliably discreet coke supplier? Shit, I can call up my buddy who’s a storyboard artist for a show that airs on Fox and get the names of five reliable dealers today. (That said buddy almost certainly would

Modern edge pass rushers have access to an entire galaxy of dietary and medical science that didn’t exist in the 60s as well as an extra accumulated 50 years of refinement to football coaching and player development but yeah good point you fucking dullard

lol’d

+1 towel, thrown (late)

+1 training montage

But he killed Apollo Creed in the ring, so that has to be worth something.

I expect his plaque will read “Joe Thomas. It wasn’t his fault.”

The early bird is worth two worms in the bush.

Calipari boasting about his one-and-done success is the exact same thing as the JD Power Award for Initial Quality™.

Yeah...

I think every Fultz shooting form update video should be overdubbed with the sound of a creaky recliner’s foot rest opening.

Here are some other things that are “low and slow”

My poor parents. Or anyone that lived with me ever. Just don’t talk to me as soon as I walk in the door. From anything. From work, from fun, from just arriving on an airplane. Hug me, say hi, anything. Just don’t with all of the questions and chatter until I get about 5 minutes of chill/settling in. Damn.

This warmed my cold, dead heart.

That... is worse. I’m sorry.

Counterpoint: My parents never asked me about my day. I promise you, that is far far worse.

“whats your next move”