Modern edge pass rushers have access to an entire galaxy of dietary and medical science that didn’t exist in the 60s as well as an extra accumulated 50 years of refinement to football coaching and player development but yeah good point you fucking dullard

lol’d

+1 towel, thrown (late)

+1 training montage

But he killed Apollo Creed in the ring, so that has to be worth something.

I expect his plaque will read “Joe Thomas. It wasn’t his fault.”

The early bird is worth two worms in the bush.

Calipari boasting about his one-and-done success is the exact same thing as the JD Power Award for Initial Quality™.

Yeah...

I think every Fultz shooting form update video should be overdubbed with the sound of a creaky recliner’s foot rest opening.

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?

I’ll grant the lady this much: by backing up at the end, she produced the first evidence I have ever seen of reverse racism.

And I’m sure that’s exactly what she was trying to say in between her Pall Mall-tainted spittle attacks.

Sports fan?

Here are some other things that are “low and slow”

My poor parents. Or anyone that lived with me ever. Just don’t talk to me as soon as I walk in the door. From anything. From work, from fun, from just arriving on an airplane. Hug me, say hi, anything. Just don’t with all of the questions and chatter until I get about 5 minutes of chill/settling in. Damn.

This warmed my cold, dead heart.

That... is worse. I’m sorry.

Counterpoint: My parents never asked me about my day. I promise you, that is far far worse.

“whats your next move”