The Earl of Sandwich ordered “meat between two slices of bread”. He didn’t mention buns, rolls, slits, or pockets or subs or hoagies.

Those are moreso subs, no? I’d argue if the meat itself comes in cylinder form, it fits in a sub/hot dog family. Shredded or cut, sandwich. But, you are still not separating the bread - it just cannot be a sandwich.

Technically, no. Typically sandwich implies cold cuts.

I’m not sure what you’re eating at that point. A crumbled mess? I mean, how many cracks are we talking? (This is why one never eats a hard shelled taco, btw. Plus, is a hard shell bread anymore? If not, can’t be a sandwich anyway.)

Hot dog bun, amigo.

That’s absurd. A sandwich consists of SLICES of bread. Period.

No, man! JC!

Shouldn’t the line be drawn at the use of the word “sandwich”?

Oh, that’s just...fantastic. Well done.

Please don’t own any animals, you are clearly one yourself.

Lol. Nah, the one where he had to even ask that question. How out of touch is he with manual or hourly labour from a personal experience, I wonder?

I feel as if Henry Ford would approve of this message.

For that matter, why pick up his option only a short while ago? AND after you just advised you’re staying out of Knick operations?

You’re failing to recognize zen motivation tactics.

Thanks for this.

Yuuuup. I’ve been waiting for this. That, above all, is foul as fuck.

Hmmm, I thought it said suspended up there. Not banned.

The lesson is that he’s so talented that he will be sought out by other teams?

That’s when I realized Darwin was after this fine lad. And he got lucky, clearly.

I cannot f stand “Can you just talk a little bit about X....”