“So long, Farrell, auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye!”

Hiring Ausmus would be a huge mistake. I’d rather not have Varitek either.

There are rules, Mosca! If you’re in public and the anthem plays, you drop everything and stand. Unless you see that the beer line finally cleared up, and this is your best time to grab a cold one. Then you get that ice cold refreshment that only Budweiser can provide. I believe they still have the flag on the bottle,…

You know, unless you stand for the national anthem in your living room, and put your hand over your heart and sing, I don’t want to hear it. Because if you don’t, then that means the only reason you do it live at the games is because everyone else is doing it. Not because you are overcome with patriotism. And that…

Unfortunately, the progressives have to deal with a wide spectrum of demographics, while the con’s only have the white christian daesh demographic. It’s easier when you can be more focused and your demographic is largely morons.

Don’t watch. Cut subscription. Don’t watch football while we’re at it.

“What was it like, Dad? When Trump was President?”

God, I hope your proud of yourself for posting the most obvious, stupid pun imaginable. And beating me to it.

Money. Can’t believe you still haven’t figured it out, Mayweather.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Good for J.T. It’s about time some right wingers started protesting.

“RESPECT THE TROOPS!”

All of the Cowboys wives/girlfriends just invested heavily in American flag apparel.

You don’t tell a lie that bad to people you respect.

Heh. You said “package.”

Maybe do what Lauren posted earlier “Choose Hockey”

Ugh god the NFL sucks so much. That’s why tonight instead of watching football, I’m gonna watch the MLB Playoffs. I really think the Yankees are gonna crush the Indians. Wait...

I know this is fake because he would never defend a black dude.

Newton is only 28, but his body has been through six years of a particularly punishing style of quarterback play, and every hit he takes makes it harder to imagine him dominating into his mid-30s.

You know why I like this apology? There’s no “if” in there.