I made some that, while not the same as the wonderful little bites at Starbucks, came pretty close to scratching that itch...

the key is to whisk them as they bake to keep them soft and velvety and not chunky-scrambled. PLUS...I pour some of the bacon grease into the mix which adds a bit more flavour to the egg mixture…

oh jeez, I had no idea! cool cool cool.

As the late, great George Carlin said “more life babies means more dead soldiers”

Same soup, just reheated.

I’m so glad I’m not the only weirdo here. Clipping it to your lips was my favourite passtime.

Wasn’t that by Frou Frou? Or were you just giving an awesome recommendation. Because my angsty teen heart obsessed with “Garden State” loves your awesome recommendation.

I just had a moment where I didn’t understand how you could be 40 and also a 90s teen and now I am going to go sit in with a beer in the shower for a while. I promise I’m not crying.

I KNEW I saved this reaction meme I altered for a reason. life finds a way.

It’s like you’ve read my mind, thank you for this. My DDDs have been keeping me from cute outfits for too long!

Also may I say, that colour is insanely perfect on you. That jumpsuit is cute as frick.

....you okay?

If I didn’t know better I’d be convinced this is satire...

I’ve ask this a million times in a million places because I genuinely want to know and actively use neutral language at work. But all I get are silly memes saying to refer to people as “My Pal” or “Hello Humans!” “Or quiet 6s, a 10 is talking” which are funny but also...I would get fired from my job.

I work in a really…

If it’s anything like thigh-gaps, it’ll be pervasive throughout an entire generation. Millennial women know the horror, I still get caught wondering where mine is and I’m fucking 31.

I mean, you said it right there!

I appreciate you apologizing and trying to re-phrase your statement into something more in-line with what your sentiments are. I wish more people were confident enough to say “I was wrong, let me fix that.’

I have been in relationships with Pete Davidsons. Several Pete Davidsons. You do not want a Pete Davidson.

would be hard to recreate Samantha’s verve in 2021.

Wayward boob just wants to explore

omg did she force a baby to take a hit of that blunt? my goodness.

I wonder with people like Megan Fox, if she wasn’t expected to be pristine and flawless, and have her tattoos hidden...she seems like the type that would get more visible tattoos. I didn’t bat an eye at that pairing, re: MGK.

Your (aside) in the first sentence made me howwwl.

Missing? When’s the last place you saw it...it’ll be the in the last place you look, you know.