My first real job was at a convenience store where the usual retail malarky happened. So I’ll talk about the FIRST DAY of my second job.

Visually I love this. But her acting is just...so....

oh my god, I scrolled a bit too far and saw the photo of Rita Ora and thought that was Rebel Wilson after losing weight and I was like....what in the Renee Zellweger is this?! That doesn’t even look like the same person anymore...

Then I realized I had scrolled onto another story and had quite honestly never seen Rita…

OH I’m sure that’s the cause of many fights. Because I am 99% sure the frying-pan incident was because my aunt would steal my mothers clothes and wear them out to the disco, then carefully put them back in her closet (stained, and reeking of smoke and booze, hence how my mother found out)

Marty, my dear, let me tell you about this thing called Google...

I know two Karens and they are both the kindest, most patient and lovely people ever.

Think of it like “Dick”. Dick is a nickname for Richard, but no one says “that guys a dick” and all Richards are saddened hahahah

“her familys problems” she’s documenting abuse, my man. I’m not wondering why she’s allowed to have a social media account, the abuse will still be going on if she didn’t.

My family has three sisters (my mother and aunts) and one of those aunts has three daughters of her own. There are many brawl stories but my favourites mirror themselves through the generations.

One involves my mother wacking her sister on the head with a frying pan.

The other involved my cousin grabbing a frozen…

You terrify me and I am in love with you.

Poor fella had a lot of issues with drug abuse, it ages ya.

BUT what if he got into an accident and had to be rushed to the hospital, which is already overloaded. That’s why they are saying to stay within your neighbourhood if you do go outside. It was an unnecessary car trip.

ie “you cant use that word cuz they not browwwnnn’

Gottmik was one of those queens that literally made me gasp and stare, mouth-agape, with each new look. I really hope she goes far, and I think it’ll be a tight race between Gottmik and Symone because you’re right...she has that ‘something’ you can tell just by looking at her. Even if either of them don’t win, they…

Like Kendal Jenner did with a Pepsi, duh. Keep up.

which is funny, because I think she was waaaay more beautiful before all the work done!

Blackcoat was SUCH a good film. I’ve loved her since Mad Men but she really shone in the horror genre!

Unfortunately this is so true for many women. I’ve read horror stories of women being dismissed by doctors and nearly dying because of it. I can only imagine how tenfold worse it can be for women of colour.

I hope your wife is okay, and that they figured out what was wrong with her!!

If the dress in the drawer is comforting, then I say keep it for as long as you need.

If you feel it is impeding your moving forward or is just subconsciously making you feel bad...maybe it’s time for that dress to be someone elses first-date dress. OR if you have a crafty friend, perhaps they can make it into…

Naw.