why so mean, man? she’s beautiful.

softly singing “laaaambchop’s playalooong..”

Zöe Bell is wonderful!! I tweeted her saying I wanted to be a stunt double when I grew up and she was so rad and told me to go for it but be safe.

and I can only say that, personally, I would find a replica of a sword from KB AWESOME....I also know someone who has collected samurai swords and is the creepiest…

I went to buy beer on my 19th Birthday and was all ready to show my ID and it never happened. I was so disappointed...mostly that I could have been getting away with it before then.

I LOVE his movies. I love how stylized they are. I love the actors in them. I love the use of music and colour. I love the stories they tell.

BUT but but...I can 110% completely totally see why other people don’t like them at all. And that’s okay.

I also still love Woody Allen movies even though I think he’s a jug of…

My eye doctor is Dr. Peeker. Life is hilarious.

He made a special version with pictures, just for him.

I had the misfortune of stumbling across a photo of her body and honestly, I have a pretty strong stomach but this one made me feel like all the air was sucked out of the room and I got punched in the gut. It was truly horrific.

Such truth. I can’t remember a single note of the song but what I DO know is that I hate it.

oh man, I was so torn on that. On the one hand, I was glad they tweaked JAsmine’s story and gave her more purpose. On the other, that SONGG WAS TRASSSHHH it could have been so greaaat gahhh

I’m just glad they didn’t cast Emma Stone.

This made me a wee bit misty! I’m actually excited for this one...

The idea of John Lennon being alive in the alternate universe and happily living out his old age makes me kinda...sad...

Fucking great movie. Great great great. 

*shrug* I liked it. I related to Amy’s Type A vacation ruining control freak so much, I used to be much worse. But man watching her play it out and the rest of her friends being so lax when she is losing it....it made me uncomfortable but also, it was nice to see that someone like that still had friends who loved her…

I watched something on the movie where they said that SMG was so used to running after bad guys in stylish shoes and heels that they had to fuck with her shoes in the film to make her run slower when she’s being chased by hook guy.

OH OH MY TURN.

Salty, WHY do people ask the stupidest questions?

Reminds me of one of my favourite internet comments on those too-tiny bathingsuit grundle areas . To paraphrase....”I would wear that and look like a hedgehog stuck beneath a floorboard”

#7. ALWAYS be willing to clown around with the one old guy at the table who thinks he’s a riot. Everyone will love you for fucking with grandpa.

tiny, tiny orange handprints were found on the pillowcase at the scene of the crime.

Cher is talented, but I hope you’re not attributing that to her acting.